I think the problem with Tom Hiddleston is that he’s a very intent listener but you’d be rendered completely fucking speechless by his “I’m listening intently” face. You’d end up just staring at his mouth.

Then he’d say something("Are you alright? Why are you drooling? Are you having a stroke?") and your only response would be something like, “weahrzfxdjufdckhgvhg.”